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CLICK HERE TO MEET A GIRL IN YOUR AREA!to spice up this blog even more, i decided to offer a weekly comic strip startin’ next monday. ain’t that coo?! it’ll feature stories related to my past dating experiences and i think it’ll be worth a laugh or two. ..so be on the lookout for the adult date finder comics. ONLY ON ADF! MONDAYS! STAY TUNED!
okay, here i go again with some useful information.. how to behave on your first date? ..well normally i’d say: just take her to your flat, open up a bottle of vino, fire up the stereo with some moody tunes and get things going.. uh-huh, naa. really that’s not the way to do it in style brother. you wanna give her her best dating experience ever, so first take her to a good restaurant (not your local mickey d’s, you cheap fuck!!) ..whatever you do, don’t drink any alcohol.. that’s a major.. and i mean MAJOR.. (with a huge capital M) turn-off for a lady. believe me. i remember my first blind date, we went to a bar and after two hours i was like “shhh,, bbluh..bbab-ee.. well.. pff.. LESS go to muh cribbb b luh..” ..needless to say she was pretty pissed and i was sitting on a humongous bill. ..take this into considereation when meeting your first girl from a dating site. (START RIGHT NOW - CLICK HERE! DO IT DO IT, DON’T BE SHY.. click here, Click Here, CLICK HERE, CLICKHERECLICKHERECLICKCLICK CLICK C’MON MAN!!!! ahahaha.)
in this nifty little section of Adult Date Finder, i’ll present you my monthly fuckstats.. what is that you may ask?! well, eeezy bro, it’s my “from writing mails or chatting to having sex”-ratio in the format x:x (so let’s say the numbers read “1:5″, then it means i fucked every 5th girl i chatted up.. got it? pretty easy to understand, eh?).. I’ll also say on what website i found the girls. ..so.. without any further bullshit, lemme tell you the ADF FuckStats for May 2008:
hit up 28 girls (took me about two days), ended in bed with 7 of ‘em during the month.
And the bestest thing is, it costs you abso-fucking-lutely nothing (zip, nil, nada) to sign up.. (CLICK HERE TO DO SO) and you really can get laid.. but i hope to improve my ratio in the future by improving my hookup methods.. a little bit of tweaking my techniques here and there, and i should be getting a 1:3 or better in july or so.. of course the final goal and holy grail of online dating would be to achieve a ratio of 1:1. well, i’m working on it - let’s just wait and see.
CLICK HERE TO MEET A GIRL IN YOUR AREA!yeah man, i installed some sort of forum / community thing in order to give you the opportunity to express yourself.. just hit the link on the top of this site or GO HERE to check it out! there’s room for anything except for shameless plugs of your own websites. ..oh and i realize there’s not much going on there at the moment but please don’t be a bitch and sign up.. the first user to hit the 100 posts mark will get a nice little present from yours truly (not quite sure what kinda present, but it’ll be pretty cool - might aswell be some 50 bucks or something, but i need at least another week to think about that).
kk, thats it for today (perhaps i’ll be back later but i need some rest now)
so long, cheerio, your ADF HEAD HONCHO!
CLICK HERE TO MEET A GIRL IN YOUR AREA!by now you should know why they call me the adult date finder ..i mean, think about it: i worked all day long, i’m exhausted like fuck but what do i do when i come home?! i switch on the pc and look for my next ex-girlfriend, haha.. naw, actually i took a shower first but i might aswell skip that step next time. haha, well.. okay okay let’s see what we got here. i was browsing THIS SITE (as always as that’s simply the best one on the whole internet - forget the rest, trust me) and came up with this hottie here: her screen-name is “ditzypage” and this is an excerpt from her profile:
I am a: Woman
Seeking a: Man
For: Erotic Email
Age: 21
Height: 163
Weight: 120
actually i prefer brunettes over blondes, but there’s really something about this girl that makes me wanna date her.. must be the hair or the cleavage, pretty tough decision. LOL! ..i vote for the hair. (damn, i’m talkin so much bs today, need to rush to the store and grab me a beer to calm down, hehe) - well i don’t know if i hit her up, ‘coz as i said i’m pretty sleepy right now, but why don’t YOU start a lil something with that sexy babe?
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hard-on by just looking at her small tiny preview image.. really, what a noooice apple-shaped bubble butt.. (aint that some kind of exaggeration? well, looking at this girls ass i must deny that!) ..here’s some facts about her:
I am a: Woman
Seeking a: Man
For: Just Naughty Fun!
Age: 30
Height: 163
Weight: 123
as always: checked for realness and approved by me, the godfather of adult date finder. haha, wait a second - imma write that down.. “godfather of..”, lol i’m cracking up). okay.. now if YOU don’t SIGN UP HERE FOR FREE and hit that lady up, i might aswell chat with her myself. but what imma gonna ask her? ..you need to develop a good strategy if you wanna get laid, trust me - take it from a master in online adult personals. (please don’t hate me for that statement, i need to boost my ego up a lil’ bit, since i just got hit by a fuckin biker and broke my left hand’s thumb. really, just coming back from the hospital, pissed as fuck and already back online, searching for some hot girls in order to cure me.. dang, i’m such a fucking looser. LOL)
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some words of wisdom from yours truly.. i know i know, you’re looking for some sexual encouters with female human beings (damn, i should get rid of my nerd-speech).. but have you thought about this: how about giving her some time? ..this tactic can be applied if you are looking for a real relationship. thing is, i mailed with a girl from an adult date finder type of site for about.. hmm don’t let me lie, let’s say one and a half months.. then she gave me her phone number and we just talked on the phone for another month. (no phone sex or anything, just casual talking).. damn i only had her photo and her voice and what can i tell you, i totally fell in love with that girl. i’d NEVER ever thought i could fall in love with a.. yeah.. a voice. but life writes the best stories. so, after another while - two weeks or so - we met at the local train station (just like
in a bad love movie) - we looked at each other, hugged, kissed, and from that point on we were a real couple. (and yes, we had sex on the first date 
) ..unfortunately our relationship broke up after about five months, but that’s another story.. the point i want to make is: why not taking it slowly? ..think about it.
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cutelildevi here reminds me of my ex girlfriend.. wonder what she’d say (my ex) if i told her i’m surfing the various adult dating sites.. man, she’d probably say that i am a total asshat, but what the fuck - she’s my ex, screw her! to be honest.. i started hitting the adult date finder sites after we broke up, because i thought she was cheating on me and i wanted to find her profile somewhere online. am i a paranoid piece of fucktard or what?! ..okay okay, here we go with the description of my latest finding:
I am a: Woman
Seeking a: Man
For: Discreet Relationship
Age: 26
Height: 160
Weight: 110
long hair, never-ending legs and some lips (and i’m talking about the lips in her face, haha) to die for. put on some lipgloss for me baby, and fulfill my darkest desires. ..btw, here’s one tip for you when you date girls online: don’t write her message saying “i wunnah fook you!” - thats just bad, mang. ..instead hit her up politely, asking “whats your name” (real name)? or “how come, you’re on a dating site, cutie - i bet you could just go to the next pub and have like 10 men interested in you?” ..it’s all about the politeness and the respect. those are real girls, not just a fucking screen-name. keep that in mind. (i can’t stress that enough!)
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okay what have we got here.. firebird242, what a cutie don’t you think? let me give you some facts from her profile (i checked it, it’s a real profile..
I am a: Woman
Seeking a: Man
For: Discreet Relationship
Age: 26
Height: 173
Weight: 118
plus they have added a photo verification feature, so we can be sure the profiles are real.. i remember another pretty big dating site having sooo many fucking fake profiles it wasn’t even funny)
oh, back to the subject:
this babe’s body is so tight, i can’t even find the correct words.. how does amazing sound? ..she got a perfect bubble butt and i predict in bed she’s a stunner! wonder how she’d look in nylon stockings as i really have some sort of nylon and foot fetish thing going on, think i might ask her to send me some pictures or her in sexy lingerie. man, just have a look at that lady.
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meet “fmenthea548“, she’s a helluva sexy girl and ready to get laid! ..and i’m not talking bullshit here, i gave this site a whole battery of tests, okay on each and every personals site there are some posers online who are just talking crap but the majority of girls and guys are really looking for some raunchy dates. so far i have met three girls, two were really hot and wanted go have sex on the second date but that one blonde was a stunner! super sweet tits and an ass to die for - we met, went to a restaurant and after the dinner we went to my appartment and guess what’s been going on.. yeah, right i fucked her brains out.. err, jeah or was it the other way round?! whatever, we had a lot of fun. her name you ask me?! ..hey man,
i’m an asshole, i wont tell you as i plan to date her again, hehe. but just - CLICK HERE AND JOIN FOR FREE - there’s lotza other girls waiting for you. and don’t forget to visit adult date finder again sometimes, i will update frequently, telling you my latest experiences. ..did i mention THIS SERVICE is totally free of charge? it’s really the
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